Send me an email! Or, far better, send me an email AND comp me a ticket! I would be thrilled to come see your play/dance piece/happening/experience. I’m happy to write about you, just let me know when and where and what to wear.
Want to work with me as a writer and director? Send me an email! Or, far better, send me a play and a concept and a contract and a hefty bribe in small unmarked bills! Any and all of those things will be acceptable to me.
